Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Bonecrker #39 - Fat Bottomed Girls

The big difference between a fat man and a fat woman is how they got that way. A fat guy gets that way either through ignorance or because he just doesn't give a shit. It tends to sneak up on him sometime in his late 30's. A lot of these guys are athletes of the football/wrestling type who just don't understand that as they let their muscle mass atrophy and as they age, their need for calories diminishes greatly. They keep eating the way they always have and balloon up. Then, there is the guy with the stressful, hectic job, who eats like shit constantly because he is too busy to cook. Many guys are fat because their wives have engaged in a calculated campaign to make them fat on purpose to severely restrict his options (this is incredibly common by the way).

Women, on the other hand, tend to be fat because they are neurotic and insane. Compulsion, shame, fear and hatred are the watchwords here. Most fat girls have a severe eating disorder, usually Bulimia. Traits very similar to Borderline Personality Disorder go hand in hand with that. They are big time into suffering, mostly theirs. However, they want to take you along for the ride. One thing is for certain, their opinion of you is very, very low. They think you are a loser because you can't date anyone better then them. They despise you because they feel they can't do any better than a loser like you. They will hate you because they think you secretly consider them disgusting, ugly and worthless. They will blame you for everything bad in their lives including their fat.

Fat chicks are miserable fucks but very good at appearing otherwise until you are enmeshed with them. Then the suffering starts. It's best to avoid them like the plague.

Get on your bikes and ride!

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Further Reading:
Bonecrker #57 – Approaching Fat/Ugly Chicks is Harmful to Your Self Esteem
Bonecrcker #157 – Eating Disorders
Bonecrcker #161 – The Old “Fat But Working On It” Line

Bonecrcker #171 – The Problem Isn’t the Body, It’s the Mind
Zenpriest #19 – How Women Keep Score


  1. fuck you bonehead. My little brothers are fat, but they now have physical limitations, so they really cant exercise. AND BONE HEAD YOU FORGOT POVERTY! a lot of times fat people are poor, so they only affordable recreation is EATING. DONT FORGET CHILDBIRTH. remember misogynist, you were woman born. Hormones in sturdy homo sapiens sapiens, weight gain was essential for survival. 200 ago you "normal" people would be the first to die. Sorry techological evolution has out paced our physical evolution. Then we could discuss obesity rates and GMO entering our diets in the mid nineties. Didcha notice the prevalence of type 2 diabetes in countries where Monsanto has a large agra-presence at the seed store. IF ONLY IT WAS AS SIMPLE AS YOUR THEORIES, obesity would be gone in 5 yrs.Alas, it is body type, but not as simple as your posit.

  2. There is some insight here, at least in my experience a woman that is insecure in her relationship will in fact sabotage her SOs weight loss efforts to restrict his options.

    1. Yep, my wife does it often. Eventually I realized it could not be a string of coincidences the way sweet treats appeared around the house whenever my slimming was becoming successful.

      Once I realized it was deliberate it became easy to just ignore the chocolate biscuits and "leftover" cheesecake etc. I'm now within 3 or 4 lbs of perfection, with visible abs and muscular arms and shoulders from working out.

      She still seems confused by it all, not sure if she should love how much better I look or not. It certainly seems to make her insecure.